Andy's car hasn't been running lately. He thought it was the starter or the cylanoid or someshit ( Read more... )

So Elbie, you ask, what have you been doing all morning, besides wetting yourself over the first robin sighting of the year?

Well, just thisYeah, doesn't take much to amuse me ( Read more... )

Odd bird, I ( Read more... )

I officially put my curse on the Manning family: Any and all boys in that family from here on out will be marching band geeks. Muahaha. *double middle fingers to Peyton ( Read more... )

I was going to do a side-by-side comparison of the teams with my favorite stats - how many players on the team are from the Sooner State, how long the franchise has been in that particular home city, who has the classiest venue.

But this year, it comes down to one thing:

A quarterback named Manning.

GO BEARS!